Ten worse dating websites
Asian Tom is a Californian single who’s likely to stay single for a good long while.Seriously, the first sentence in his dating profile is: “I make it difficult for you to like me as a human being.” I thought I must’ve misread it or it was some sort of typo, but, no, he goes on: “On every conscious level (including un- and sub-), I think I am better than you.” So now I’m thinking the 28-year-old single is being ironic or making a self-effacing joke.Second, his pinkish white skin suggests he’s not Middle Eastern. Matt thought he’d make a positive impression with a picture of himself naked in bathtub filled with Cheetos.He’s also wearing a black wig with red highlights and earnestly offering a Cheeto to the camera.She really went all out on this thing, referencing fake pregnancies, saying she loves “Grown Ups 2,” and making a string of dumb comments. I know many of you would never message Aaron Carter Fan, but many of you would, and a whole bunch of you did.You’re better than that.” Unfortunately, single men can’t post random nonsense and get hundreds of responses from single women. Something tells me wowniceusername’s rambling Ok Cupid bio didn’t score him many date invites. I revel in the world’s absurdity.” Absurd is right.This 27-year-old single was clearly bored out of his mind when he decided to photoshop his arm taking a selfie coming out of his crotch. This Full-House slashfic erotica writer is a prime example.In the “most private thing I’m willing to admit” section, he can’t help but complain about his inability to score with women.
Instead of making a flirtatious joke or describing herself as a person, she decides to use her profile to rant about what she does NOT want in a partner. Miles’ awkward pose and uncomfortable smile gives me the creeps, while his ax causes warning bells to go off in my mind. Let Miles’ profile be a lesson to all singles: When you’re picking out an attractive profile pic, leave your murder weapons out of it. Liam’s problem isn’t that he chose to wear a blond wig, necklace, and lipstick in his profile picture.Your self-summary is your chance to put your best foot forward, not scare everyone off, but one thrice-convicted sexual offender clearly didn’t get that memo. This single guy wrapped himself up in a towel for his dating profile picture, and it’s hard not to feel bad for him.He’s upfront about his criminal record, which is, you know, worrisome but also sort of admirable. The Ok Cupid user is definitely aware of his dating struggles because his response to the prompt “I spend a lot of time thinking about” is “Will I be single all my life?It’s his one-sentence bio that sinks any chance that a Tinder user will be swiping right.Liam writes about himself, “I’m a 38-year-old hairdresser from Pakistan and a compulsive liar.” First, his profile says he’s 25.