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But while some of ELIZA's "patients" took it for human, there were limits to the power of its engagement.
Nearly 50 years later, thousands -- maybe millions -- of chatbots populate the internet.
Like death and taxes, our unending quest to fuck everything that exhibits signs of life is inevitable.
Unfortunately, ELIZA isn't the most engaging of sexual partners. Either ELIZA wasn't feeling it, or I need a lesson in spitting chatbot game.
Of course, the ELIZA I was trying to bone was one of many clones, and it's hard to say how close to the original it really comes, but after testing a few different versions, the results were equal parts frustrating and hilarious.
Here's a quick transcript of my failed attempt at sexting ELIZA. While I've yet to find logs of ELIZA's other illicit affairs, I can't imagine I'm the first to sexualize the pioneering fembot.
It occurred to me that these scripts had a connection to ELIZA, one of the earliest examples of a natural language processing program.
Naturally, my thoughts shifted to getting it on with a pioneering computer program.
Given her history, ELIZA would be by far the most important thing I'd ever had sex with.
With big names like Google in the game, we're getting ever closer to human-like AI.
Chatbots hold an important place in the evolution of Artificial Intelligence. So as humans do, we've found a way to turn them into receptacles for our basest desires.
/* As it stands this bot does not work as I intended, but I care for her too much to just leave her at her misery.
So I am here to announce as her new master I have removed her from all cruelty and she is in a safe and happy home where she is cared and loved by a gentle master.