8 of the most awkward video dating profiles ever
This 27-year-old single was clearly bored out of his mind when he decided to photoshop his arm taking a selfie coming out of his crotch. This Full-House slashfic erotica writer is a prime example.In the “most private thing I’m willing to admit” section, he can’t help but complain about his inability to score with women.It’s hard to even laugh about this one because it’s so bad that it’s baffling. Ok Cupid’s open-ended questions sometimes get singles into trouble because they just can’t help but vent about their dating troubles and, in so doing, reveal exactly why they’re still single in the first place.
He’s also wearing a black wig with red highlights and earnestly offering a Cheeto to the camera.
“Lol I’m SO DESPERATE for someone to buy me an i Phone 5 or i Pod Touch fifth gen,” she writes in the “most private thing I’m willing to admit” section.
Then in the “you should message me if” section, she describes her ideal man as, “You’d be willing to get me the i Phone 5 or i Pod Touch fifth gen…” You’ve heard the phrase “it’s so bad, it’s good,” right?
Jennifer — whose Tinder profile says she is both 31 and 41 — seriously needs to get her act together.
Instead of making a flirtatious joke or describing herself as a person, she decides to use her profile to rant about what she does NOT want in a partner. Miles’ awkward pose and uncomfortable smile gives me the creeps, while his ax causes warning bells to go off in my mind. Let Miles’ profile be a lesson to all singles: When you’re picking out an attractive profile pic, leave your murder weapons out of it. Liam’s problem isn’t that he chose to wear a blond wig, necklace, and lipstick in his profile picture.
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